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World of Warcraft: 112 km squared

Did you know the whole of World of Warcraft comes out at 112 kilometres squared in real world measurement? For those interested in WoW and science, spend six minutes watching this:

World of WifeCraft

For any readers who play World of Warcraft, this video is going to be one of the funniest things you’ve seen in a long time:

For veteran WoW afficionados, the Leroy Jenkins reference will particularly please…

Weekend Whimsy

1. Wolfie Waves’ SGC Dialing Computer

2. Oops

3. Zero Punctuation: Tabula Rasa

Turds for World Peace.

Exhibit ‘A’
They drift through the night, lonely, bored, itching to vandalize; weapons of creation on the tips of twitching fingers, eager to leave their mark across that vast, digital landscape of Second Life. Their prey? The sleeping, the unattended, the distracted.
Exhibit ‘B’
I recently set my account to never be away from keyboard (AFK). I did [...]

All bulked up and nowhere to go.

I didn’t write last week. Why? Writer’s block, plain and simple. All bulk, no fiber, no water. Nothing flowing. Staring at blank document. No juice. Cranial constipation. (And, at the moment, I am battling some kind of cold that really, really, really, wants my attention, like a needy 5-year-old tugging on the kitchen dress of [...]

Games, KFC buckets, and chorus girls.

The latest instalment in Bix Ashbourne’s journey as a new Second Life resident:

Occasionally, I hear Second Life referred to as a “game”.
Don’t quite know what to make of that.
Certainly, in some dimensions, it qualifies; there’s killer graphics, it’s run from a computer, and requires some hand-eye coordination. Especially during sex….imagine, in real life, having to [...]

Death Of A Skeptic Part 2

Continuing on from Part 1, Bix Ashbourne describes his early days as a Second Life resident:

I start wandering. Rude people, silent people, gregarious people, bothersome people, strange people, oddly dressed people…is this Los Angeles? So much for a different life. Armed with the in-world names of some real-life friends, I discover the search function, and [...]

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